Next Afganistan

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
A new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).


 

These Alabama , North Carolina, Arkansas , Georgia , Kentucky , Mississippi , West Virginia , Missouri , Oklahoma , Tennessee , and Texas boys

 

Will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
Following facts about terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.

 

2. There is no limit.          

 

   3. They taste just like chicken  

 

4.They don't like beer.      

 

   5. They don't like pickup trucks

 

 6. They despise country music

 

7. They don't love Jesus    

 

          8.  They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
41-45, M
22 Responses Feb 21, 2009

I think you may be on to something!

If they all have teeth like yours Blue you can just scare them away-lol

They're still not getting my sons to fight! No way, no how! Redneck or not!

I am thinking with all that info especially #8 it won't take until Friday - unless of course the USRSF run out of beer and have to restock ..... LMAO

And it provides the additional benefit to those of us left behind that we don't have to listen to their idiocy and deal with them. Win win on all sides.

Brilliant move! Channel their natural agression towards terrorists and away from the socialist agenda in DC at the same time! Father Marx would be so proud! YA HA HA!. (Conspiratorial Annie cackles with villainess glee!)

And lingerie....

we can pay them with ice cream LOL

Rick... maybe an even deadlier force... lol

next to form will be the PMS Brigade all they will have to know is that terrorists think they are bloated

And the great thing about the USRSF is that they accept Slim Jims as pay.

HA! I admit... I thought the same thing when I seen him create that group...lol

I am proud to be a Red Neck American....Where at least I know I free....I am proud to be a Son of God...That gave this life to me....And I'll gladly stand up and say.....God Bless the U.S.A.<br />
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hmmmmm....might be a great song there....What do you think???????

hahahahaha, very funny! Great one.<br />
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And, therefore a perfect demonstration why Washington should be listening to the people.

OMG.....too funny!! The sad truth is this probably would work!!

Washington should have been the first choice.

hahaha

hahahahahaha. nice!

Next... they should be turned loose on Washington DC....

well i agree with all but number 7

Think of the billions of dollars we would have saved.

They sould have done that a long time ago... lmao