Promise You Won't Tell!
Bamboozling telemarketers by being inappropriately friendly
Playing Sun Ra CDs when I go through the drive-in teller window at the bank
Disliking a movie more than I actually dislike it in order to justify the pleasure I take in writing a really scathing review.
Using words that are blatantly out of fashion like Zounds and Gadzooks and placing undue emphasis on them when I do.
Telling people I hate my boss and then pointing out that I'm self-employed.