I Had A Hard Time On The London Underground

One time on a trip visiting family I had to squeeze into a carriage that was clearly maxed out, but I was not going to wait for another! I wedged myself in and stool behind this girl. I was sure she was a foreign student of eastern Europe. I could not identify her accent. She was speaking to her friend whom was stood in front of her. Of course I had no idea what they were talking about and as soon as the music came on in my ears from my mp3 player, I zoned right out. After a few stations and stops I was becoming aware that for no reason at all, my soldier was coming to life. I took a sneaky glance down and found I couldn't see anything. I was relieved. However when we stopped abruptly at the next station my relief converted to shame because the girl fell against me and her hand knocked my soldier swaying. After she caught her balance she turned her head and muttered something I couldn't hear over my music, but the sly smile said she knew what she had felt!
Gumba1000 Gumba1000
26-30, M
2 Responses May 20, 2012

Hahaha. I never said she was pretty. She had hairy arm pits. Ok on a bloke, ****ing disgusting on a girl. To me anyway.

Lovely story. For no reason at all, eh? And with a pretty girl standing just in front of you? Sounds like cause and effect to me, lol, and nature running its course. :)