it was a few years ago when i lived in fla. I
was ridding the city bus , I gotten on the bus trying to get up the stairs
I fell going up the bus stairs , so i didnt think much of it and at the womens
shelter i had to sleep on the top bunk i fell comming down the bed i said damn
iam getting too old for sleeping on the top bunk they wouldnt let children
sleep on the top bunk becalse they had a child fall and get hurt
well leave it to me the i hobble down to ride the bus again and guess what
i fell again this time i wasnt getting up i torn something so i got a cab to
the hospital . they put me on a cast it wasnt broken it it was cracked
so they showed me how to walk on the crutches . the doctors last words
think you can do it? sure no problem did it perfectly . then he releaced me
and bam going right out the er doors , the atomidc doors kept hitting me
in the head i so couldnt get up so they took me back in the dctor
said mm got it aint you ? i told him the crutches got me . well then after that
i called my friend scott to come get me i wasnt taken any chances
ridding the bus again . he felted sorry for me he said lets go out to eat
so i said yeah sure. i was warring my
pretty ment green ong dress with little
daisies on th edress . so we went into a little chinese restrant .
so i told him
i would be back i was going to the ladys room .
he asked need any help?
naaa got it . so i hobbled in the
bathroom the door had a spring on it
so i used one crutch to open the door and and the
door sprung back and hit me in the face ,
i screamed and down again i went .
i looked up i could understand the
little lady asking me did i need hellp
i told her get the man i was with .scott came into
the ladys bath room and picked me up giggling
he said karla your having a bad day .
yeah iam i hate crutches
he said what a way to get picked up.
we both giggled as he carryed me to
the table the little lady felted so bad for
me she gave us our meal for free. we got a
good laught out of how many times i had fell that day
. i was glad to get back to where i was staying
and that night i slept with my daughter on the bottem bunk.
i had enough of that top bunk .
can you say help ive fallen and cant get up. it was funny.