Damn Cops!!!

The first time I gor picked up by the cops i was six years old.  For hitchiking.  And I am not kidding.  My friend and I had set out from the babysitters to try and walk to my house, ten or so miles away.  My mom punished me by making me walk up and down our halway for a few hours.

The next run in with the cops was when i was 13 and riding around i a truck with a few friends from school and these twenty year old guys, drinking beer. 

Around 16 or so, run ins with cops was a fairly regular thing.  There was the time we got pulled over with wine in the car.  somehow our breathalyzers all passed, and we went quickly home.

then, there was the time two of my friends and i ate some bad acid and went on a vandalism rampage that totalled somewhere around 10,000 in damages.

what else?

oh,, i got busted for possesion of weed shorty after my eighteenth birthday.  I was sentanced to drug classes, said "**** that" and left town.  As far as I know, there is still a warrant for me.

Then I got busted smoking weed in colllege and kind of pulled the same thing as above, except i KNOW i still have warrants in that town.  12 of them.

And I got busted smoking pot at an Ani Difranco show.  I told that officer I didnt have a social security number because I was a hippy-- he made me romise to come to court and let me go.  it took them five years to find me that time, and it was a FEDERAL charge.

And the time I got busted peeing on the church steps in Jackson Square in new orleans.  I didnt know it was a church.

there's probably alot more.  i have been arrested alot, been on the run alot, and gotten a few things expunged.  i am a **** up indeed.
happyhooker happyhooker
26-30, F
2 Responses Mar 13, 2007

IT SEEMS YOU GIVE THEM REASON TO PICK YOU UP. DID YOU GO SIT DOWN AND THINK THAT THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH THE COPS BUT WITH YOU

You must enjoy breaking the law!