Oh What a Night!

A few weeks ago, I went out with the girls for my cousin's 21st birthday to this little bar close to my place.  The night started off slow, but after a few drinks, we were just silly.

I went into the restroom and some girl was trying to give me toilet paper under the stall. I had a whole roll in my stall.

"3 Libras" by A Perfect Circle came on and my cousin and I proceeded to sing across the table to each other. We aren't very good...

Back to the bathroom.  I'm sitting in the stall and I hear my VERY DRUNK cousin lecturing these girls about washing their hands.  They kept saying, "It's fine, we have hand sanitizer in our purses." My cousin kept telling them that wasn't good enough. As they walked out of the bathroom, she was yelling, "SWINE FLU! SWINE FLU!" at them.

After a few too many, my friend threw up in her shot glass, so I decided to text my boyfriend to come get me.   B was driving everyone else home because she wasn't drinking.  My boyfriend comes to get me and I guess I immediately went to bed when I got home.

At about 5 in the morning, I wake up in a room I don't recognize, next to a guy.  I panic at this point because I don't remember much after texting my guy.  My first thought is, "Girl, you messed up bad!"  I'm so upset that I would go home with another guy. I get up and stumble through the room (still drunk) and trip over a dog that turns out to be my own.  I was so disoriented that I had no idea that I was in my own apartment and that the mystery guy was actually my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years.  I felt like a fool.

Although this night had some hilarious stories, I won't be doing that again anytime soon.