On Growing Older...bits of Her Wisdom

"IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING THE SAME NOISES AS YOUR COFFEEMAKER"

"I'M NOT A ***** --- I'VE JUST BEEN IN A REALLY BAD MOOD FOR 40 YEARS"

"WHY CAN'T YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE -- LIKE A COMA"

"AGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU FORGETFUL -- HAVING TOO MANY STUPID THINGS TO REMEMBER MAKES YOU FORGETFUL!"

"NOW THAT I'M OLDER - I USE TO THINK IT WAS GREAT THAT I HAD MORE PATIENCE - TURNS OUT ---- I JUST DON'T GIVE A SH!T"

"LIVE EVERYDAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST --- LIKE I'M GONNA CART THOSE MACHINES EVERYWHERE I GO!"

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26-30
1 Response Mar 9, 2009

Life's about *** you're either laughing it off,<br />
busting it,<br />
kicking it,<br />
kissing it,<br />
trying to get a piece of it,<br />
behaving like one, <br />
or live with one!