My Ex-wife Measured My Penis

I let my ex wife (girlfriend at the time) measure my penis. I already knew my size (almost 4.5 inches) but she asked if she could measure me and since I have a SPH fetish I thought it would be a fun way to intro into that part of our relationship. She had me lay on the edge of the bed with my feet on the floor. We had been sexual with each other for nearly a year but I was amazed at how vulnerable I felt as she knelt between my spread legs with a ruler in her hand. Knowing that it never failed to make me rock hard, she started by taking my little testicles in her hand and gently squeezing them while slowly increasing the preasure till the pain had me moaning and squirming on the bed. She released my poor abused little testicles and gave my tiny penis about a minute of slow sensual strokes to ensure that I was as hard as I could possibly get. She picked up the rulere and placed it firmly against my pelvic bone and along the top side of my small erection. Her expression was one of shock and she repositioned the rule for a second measurment. After the second try, her face changed from shock to amusement and she said,
"Its 4.5 inches. Oh my god, your not even average!"
Needless to say, that was one of the most exciting and humiliating small penis experiences of my life. No matter how big or small your penis is, let someone else measure you. The thrill of letting yourself be that vulnerable to another person is well worth it.
smalldave smalldave
36-40, M
16 Responses Dec 9, 2010

Your penis is small but it is perfectly shaped and looks sexy. You said you have small testicles but they look like a nice handful. I have buddies whose ***** and balls are much smaller than yours.

My girlfriend was reading some study the other day about penis sizes in varying countries etc. Anyways so she gets a twinkle in her eye and says, hey how big is your penis? I played dumb and said I have no idea! haha. Obviously every guy has measured their **** and roughly knows. She starts rummaging through the house trying to find a measuring tape. Shes usually not very kinky and into stuff like this but by the time she comes over I'm just totally turned on by this and rock hard. She unzips my pants and my **** just comes springing out of my pants. "Oh god!" she says haha. Anyways she measures it and its about average ish at 7.5 inches, 6 girth. Versus the average in her study she gets all giggly and says I'm above average. (she's tiny and now just super proud she can take a bigger than average ****!) So now she starts rubbing it and making it just throb, "wow so my man has a huge penis!" I'm letting her just go with it, getting so ******* turned on by this. She then slides down and starts giving me a *******, just being way more sloppy than normal, I can tell she is just loving this. Anyways she made me *** so hard in her mouth and swallowed the whole thing like a champ. Couldn't believe how ******* hot the whole thing was. And definitely wasn't expecting it after a long day of work.

having the wife hold it our next to her hard lover's is even more humiliating--especially when she turns and says sucks to be you.

very true. i cant imagine how ashamed you must have felt

I was with a boy one time who was REALLY into this. He had his towel ******** from him by his friend while he was talking to me in the doorway of my dorm room. I couldn't believe how small he was. I could barely see the little head poking out of his hair. He jumped into my room and laid on my bed, upset because I had seen his "little peen" (thats what he called it). I told him it prolly wasn't as bad as he thought and that it didn't really matter that much.

He said he had always worried that he was too small and had avoided being naked with girls with the lights on. Apparently talking with me about this was turning him on coz I could see a little bulge in the towel I had given him. I tried to ease his mind by saying "see, it seems to get bigger." He seemed relieved until I asked him how big he got when he was fully hard. He said he had always been to afraid to measure it.

I'm not sure why but I just blurted out, "why don't you let me measure you so you can stop worrying. I bet ur about average sized. Most guys are." He actually seemed kinda into the idea, but made me promise not to tell anyone. I agreed (although I did tell my roommate later ;>).

I found a tape measure and stretched it from his pubic bone to the tip of his erect penis. I looked him in the eye and said, "Well, looks like a tiny bit under 5 inches, but we can round up to 5. Now let's check the girth. Ok, it looks like its only 3 and 3/4" around." He turned beet red as he asked what I thought. I said it was fine and that some girls actually like small penises better sometimes.

All of a sudden, he tried to make a move on me, saying "Why don't you let me show you how good I can use it babe". I wasn't interested in hooking up with him, but was curiuos how a little penis would feel like, so I reached down and grabbed his penis and stroked him while I rolled his balls in my other hand for like 30 seconds until he came. I told him it was time to go and that I would keep his little secret between us.

I have measured myself and I am almost six. However, I can get as small as an inch. I feel completely vulnerable when it is so small. The idea of my wife teasing my about my small flaccid penis is a super turn on.

LauraSpazz, you're a sneeky girl :)

I dated a guy named Sean and he had a pretty thick penis. Without him knowing I measured it with my hand, then checked the measurement with a ruler. I was surprised that it was only 4 inches. I guess I was fooled by his girth, but once I measured him it was clear that he had a short ****. He was also very small when flaccid which was funny because he was tall and had a muscular build. I never told him I measured his little penis LOL.

Measure your penis by the pleasure you give her with it; not a ruler. She did`nt know its size before and she was happy then.

My wife and my ex wife have several men a week over for sex. My wife got gang banged often throughout our almost thirty years of marriage and my wife has for the last five years had sex with a minimum of seven men every day since the day we got married. I have to say that the average size of the men my ex and my wife has been with have been around seven inches on the small side and around eight to nine inches on the more common side. <br />
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You can see by looking at our pics that the average **** is much larger than five inches. I am the smallest of all the men my ex wife and my current wife have ever been with. Both my ex and my current wife like my size because I am easy to suck. <br />
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My wife's and my ex wife's live in lovers are both black men. They are both much larger than five inches. And my wife and my ex wife both love having sex with them and they love their size as well.<br />
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I have never felt humiliated by my size. I am proud of my size. I have great respect for larger *****. I know I am small, and I am proud of my smallness. My ex wife will not say, and never has said that I am small, but my current wife loves to tell people how small I am.<br />
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I have a lot of respect for my ex because even though she knows I am small she has never commented, other than one time when she told me that I was smaller than every man she has ever had sex with, that I am small in front of or to anyone. <br />
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I am also proud of my current wife because she will and does tell others how small I am. <br />
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I think you just have to be comfortable with who you are and what you have, no matter what you have. <br />
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My wife and my ex wife both seem to like what I have, and that is good enough for me. I even got to have sex with our neighbor's niece's friend, twice. So, obviously my smallness can be and is enjoyed. And that matters more to me than what other men might think of what I have.

I always think im on the smaller side at 7 inches too

Small at 7 lol I'm between 3.5-4.3. Mostly I'm only 3.5 which is only half of you so your good

Don't worry sweetie. Ur like the biggest of the small d*cks. Assuming ur only exaggerating by half an inch and not too skinny, you have a perfectly average penis. Unfortunately, some of us girls like a bit more than average in our men. ;-)

actually, 4.5 inches is right at average. there's only been 2 legitimate studies done on this subject. (where the person didn't measure themselves) and both studies the average penis in america was right at 5 inches. <br />
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i think with **** on the internet and even amateur's posting their pics all the time it makes normal everyday men feel less inadequate. i mean who's the type of person to post their junk online? people that know they're above average. so, it just appears you're strange.

hurt so good.... ?

I agree diggler. Having her dressed added to the humiliation

even i measured my bf once in front of one of my friends .. he was soo embarresed n got rock hard .. n came .. ..

4.5 inches is a good size. I could take all of it in my mouth, all the way to your lovely balls. Mmm x

She was the type of girl that liked to be in control of everything. I believe she married me because she thought a man with a small penis would be esier to dominate and she was right.

Hot story. How come she married you anyway?