I've Always Been A Clutz.

 I've had a lot of injuries over the years: punctured eye, burns, cuts, sprains, strains, scrapes, bruises.  

I used to answer "Yes" in medicals when asked "Do you bruise easily?"  One time the PA asked, "Do you bruise easily or are you just a clutz?"  It just so happens that the week before that medical I had taken a bad fall while onboard the ship.  My right leg and arm were scraped up and I had a small puncture in my forearm (from a screwdriver, or was it plyers?".  When the PA came back in the room after I put on the gown for the second part of the medical he took one look at me and said, "Yeah, you're just a clutz."

But after a good thirty years of falling, dropping things on my toes, walking (or running) into things and slamming fingers in doors I have NEVER broken a single bone!