What Is PM Anxiety?

PM Anxiety...is a feeling that I get all the time, it's more of an inner conversation your brain has with itself before you send a PM to someone you're introducing yourself to or somebody you're having a conversation with... Here's how it goes:

Me: *thinking...thinking...typing...typing* Done! The perfect message to send to this person!

Anxiety: Are there any spelling mistakes?!

Me: Ugh...let me double check...no it's good

Anxiety: DOUBLE CHECK! What about grammar mistakes...you should have a semi-colon there not a full colon stupid!

Me: OKAY! Geez give me a god-damn second...

Anxiety: The way you say Hi to them is weird...what if they think you're weird?!

Me: Alright, I'll change it...

Anxiety: What if they don't respond?! Maybe they hate you!

Me: No...they don't......wait do they if they don't respond?

Anxiety: If they're online and don't respond they obviously hate you!

Me: No...that's not true...I'll just send them another messa...

Anxiety: *interrupts* STALKER...YOU ******* WEIRD STALKER!!!!

Me: Okay....I'm gonna just send it anyways...

*15 minutes have passed and that person has gone online*

Both: ****....


This is what happens to me all the time, join if it happens to you too.

--Nick
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18-21, M
Sep 14, 2013