In Women

First of all I am not the first one to complain about this and I fully acknowledge the fact this is an irreversible trait. HOWEVER, I still felt like writing this...now I think we (males) all realize this is just something we have to tolerate...if you don't yet, good luck...anyway it is how women tell stories. Jesus ******* Christ. My God. Not much is more pain painstakingly annoying than a woman's story. It's not we don't like hearing you talk but you NEVER get to the ************* point. We are men, we are slow..we are simple, we don't even really need a point but if there is a premise you must reach it QUICKLY. Just look at our movies: Hot chicks, **** exploding and violence. All of your movies require you to be emotionally invested ... First of all nothing positive is ever acknowledged...but the clencher is the formula...if you can get a man to talk our stories go like this: "There was this and that then this happened and then that". Done.

Women? "There was this and this was this but it wasn't the same as this because this was that and that was this but it wasn't that it was actually this because as you remember this was that and this that was that because this is this and that was that so then this happened after that because this and that and this and I can't believe this or that or that this was that. I mean who does that like this?" Just on and on and on and on and on and on...and on...and on..and ONNNNNNN.....usually some story about someone who pissed them off - actually it's always a story about someone who pissed them off...who FYI we probably don't even:
1. Know
2. Give a **** about
3. Remember

The reason? Everything is based on how women "feel". Men don't feel perse in the same sense ergo we do not bore...we do not have time to talk for long periods of time about personal **** no one gives a **** about. (Unless of course you're a brit)

Then we pretend like:
1. We give a ****
2. We care to sympathize
3. Were attentive during that entire vent while in actuality we were saying "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK" in our heads and counting down (Trust me, I know)

Yep.