A Mastication Fest

 I have quite a few pet peeves but this one is my top and foremost. The one that makes me bristle and shudder with disgust is when someone near me chews with their mouth open! Loud obnoxious slorshing, tongue flipping, smacking, salivary glands eminating tangible digestive juices through hollow caverns of gnashing teeth and fleshy tongue which is constantly searching cheeks for hidden food bits. A mastication fest for the world to hear and its eyes to see! 


My housemate does this everyday. Right behind my left ear, sitting in the big easy chair, gleefully filling up on cereal and toast. And anyone who witnesses this will testify on my behalf. It is seriously grotesque.

riggaroo riggaroo
Feb 12, 2009