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Case# 123 Circle Neglect

                                                                *  court is hereby in session....the defendant may now plead her case.... *

*magic walks in .....* *puts hand on ep manual*

i swear to tell the truth & nothin' but the truth...

*magic takes the stand..*

my name is blackmagicwoman and i have been accused of circle neglect...

*ep member in crowd:  damn straight!!!*

i know i know....really!! i really really dont mean to neglect ANYBODY at ANYTIME!!! you see guys the thing my time zone i differ atleast 6 - 9 hours from most people in my circle..and i try to stay in contact but when you sleep, i work and visa versa...

*ep member in crowd: then move....sheesh*..what do you want? sympathy??*

no no not at all....really if i could be in two places at once i would be...please please understand *stifles a sob*
and then the other thing...i work really hard from really early till really late most nights, and then i need to still do loads of things at home!!

*ep member: cant you just make a living being awesome??*

ah!! i wish i could so that i could hang out here all day....but i .....just.....cant. i have a terrible ..terrible personal secret to share...

*crowd gasps...whispers break out*

i need to work hard because my puppy.......*sniffle* puppy he has a cookie addiction *hides face in shame* THERE!! there i said it!!!
and i need to work to feed his habit!!

*ep member: rehab....puppy rehab...take him there!!*

its to expensive ...that means more work....less ep....i just cant do that to you guys...*sniffle*

you see i love you guys alot, and it doesnt mean if im here less i love you less....*sob* just means i love you more in less time is all.....

*magic starts sobbing*

*ep crowd starts chanting softley ...slow at first..clapping* "magic magic magic*

*sniffle* awww you guys....i knew you would understand....hugs and kisses to all!! mwah mwah mwah ...hug hug hug!!

Magic loves you :)


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I like this post very much. I almost wish someone will act it out and post it on the net.

OK, maybe I wouldn't say innocent, but I would say not guilty :)

Hehe...very funny and clever

GUILTY I the Bunny Gallows with Magic.....100 Bunny Hugs and 1000 tickles!!!

Love, love, love this. Thank you magic. Your soul is awsome.

Lol that was cute

I love this post!! original and so funny .. you the bomb diggity chick no court in the world would convict you ! =-P

hahaha this is cute

i love this post... :0]

I love always find the most creative ways to express yourself :)

As someone who has two rather large puppies, with even larger cookie addictions, I can sympathize. Keep on being awesome! :)

*rolls eyes and giggles* Of course I was talking about the canines :).

*giggles @ Beau*

As always my friend, you keep me smiling and laughing. Understand the doggie, mine is right by my side. As for the cookies, they are always available here, will be baking up a storm this weekend.

Aww BMW! This was hilarious but, don't worry I understand. I am sure everyone here does, you have a life outside of EP! :)

hahahaha! What is this "life" thing you speak of? :P