Would You Sleep With Brad Pitt For A Million Dollars? (joke)

Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
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9 Responses Nov 17, 2011

So funny! I always love this joke whenever I see it. Thanks for posting it here also.

ROFL!!!!!..lol that's a good one..:) *giggles*

LOL...love it! That is one smart kid! ;)

Love it! Great way to start my day!!! lol

Very funny. Money does make the world go round. Thanks for the lesson.

LMAO Thanks for the belly laugh! I could envision this really happening! Kids are priceless!

*passes Prince some tylenol*<br />
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Good joke.

ROFL...Whoa! <br />
That's a good 1.

LMAO awesome post, realistically Brad Pitt would never have to pay anyone to sleep with him and any offers would be a potential scam. :D

LOL :D seriously though I am soooo not a celeb follower, to me its a waste of time when I can be focusing my attention on more important things. Meh so he's rich, has money and a gorgeous wife. Age will catch up to them just like it does with everyone else. I think I will stick with my reality at least I still have my privacy.