Would You Sleep With Brad Pitt For A Million Dollars? (joke)

Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
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So funny! I always love this joke whenever I see it. Thanks for posting it here also.

ROFL!!!!! that's a good one..:) *giggles* it! That is one smart kid! ;)

Love it! Great way to start my day!!! lol

this is great I love it

Very funny. Money does make the world go round. Thanks for the lesson.

LMAO Thanks for the belly laugh! I could envision this really happening! Kids are priceless!

That is way to funny!!!!!!!!! but in our house the problem would be that if i did sleep with Brad for a million my husband would happily give it back to him for the privledge of sleeping with Angelina. Thus potentially we both would of had one wild evening and realistically it will never happen cause Brad just is not my cup of tea!!!

I gotta agree...Brad's not my cup of tea either.

*passes Prince some tylenol*<br />
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Good joke.

ROFL...Whoa! <br />
That's a good 1.

LMAO awesome post, realistically Brad Pitt would never have to pay anyone to sleep with him and any offers would be a potential scam. :D

LOL :D seriously though I am soooo not a celeb follower, to me its a waste of time when I can be focusing my attention on more important things. Meh so he's rich, has money and a gorgeous wife. Age will catch up to them just like it does with everyone else. I think I will stick with my reality at least I still have my privacy.