Why is it that two blondes standing next to each other always create a wind tunnel?

If you're ever determined to make a bad decision, get a tattoo.

The top on my convertible won't go up on its own, so when it rains, I understand the true meaning of 'bucket seats'!

Would fear of commitment entitle me to a handicap parking space?

You know those orange cones that are put on the highway for people to crash into? Well, I just beat my highest score!

Have you ever wanted to stick your finger into an electrical outlet just for fun? What a buzz!

Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out of the window?

Religion is like a banana. The spirituality is the fruit, and the peel is all of the beliefs and customs to which to have to adhere to belong... And you can't have the banana without the peel!

When your mother told you"Go to your room" and pointed vigourously at it, did the flab on her arms jiggle?

One of my first boyfriends when I was in college was a gay visual arts student from Finland!

Do you have to put your arms over your head to make your boobs look like they're where they should be?

Why do they call the brand Victoria's SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear? I think the secret is that she's a man!
fishsweeper fishsweeper
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5 Responses Aug 27, 2014

I find your musings quite risible.

I hope that's a GOOD thing! lol

In this case, yes.

No body art here, but I must confess. I did the electric thing. I was shocked!

Yea and those Victoria Secret thongs are not very comfortable.

LOL!!!

LOL!

Oh, I am sooooo happy that my now that I'm divorced tattoo, though tiny, is not visible. Soooooo glad. It's not that I regret getting it. It was a symbol of "watch me do what I want to do." These were fun things to read!

Thanks! I'm glad that you don't have to get you skin removed to get rid of that tattoo!

Hahaha!!!

:~D

Two thumbs up!!!

Thanks! lol