Have you ever thought about how weird sandwich condiments are? It's basically saying that you want to rub a odd substance over bread and fill it with meat and cheese.
sighselly sighselly
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2 Responses Aug 27, 2014

Perhaps an etymological examination, and understanding, of the word condiment would delete the oddness.

I know someone who makes sandwiches using only bread and barbecue sauce

Wow, that's.. Unnatural.