Why do middle aged men in Porsches drive so slow?
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11 Responses Aug 28, 2014

so that the car stays good for use by their young squeezes ;)

They are trying to pick up chicks!

cuz of the wind resistance on their bald heads? wait, I failed physics.

because they're scared, or they are trying to impress you and if they were going fast you wouldn't be able to stop them with your smile and then fall madly for them in their oh so sexy porsche, sadly this is probably true, in their minds. :)

Lol because they are enjoying themselves?

To give you plenty of time to admire the vehicle - and (they hope) them too ;)
If only they knew what most women REALLY think of them ;D

They are texting or talking on the phone and not paying attention to their driving. Get away from them as soon as possible.

Duh - they want to be sure everybody sees the car. And I admit I will look!

Because they have no where to go...

Why would you spend the money on it just to drive like a retard and wreck it?

So middle aged (and beyond) women have time to turn their heads and look.

Hahaha. I believe you! Dude, I'm glad for you-you have MONEY! Go spend some on your driving skills. Or that new bimbo you left your faithful wife for