Why do they make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get a prescription but the healthy people buy cigarettes at the front of the store?
They say flattery won't get you anywhere, because bribery works better!

Is a divorce a sign that 2 people can't agree on what to fight about?

Have you ever looked back at planeload of people opening their bags of nuts and chewing on them? They all look chipmunks!


What's wrong with picking a life partner, no matter who that person may be?

I just realized that I'm so attracted to my husband because he represents the better qualities of my father.

Integrity is what you have when no one is looking!

I wonder what kind of person who first smoked a substance was...

What do they call it a FREE gift? I though that all gifts were supposed to be free!

I've been married 6 times. Want an application to become #7?
fishsweeper fishsweeper
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4 Responses Sep 2, 2014

My ex wife beat you to me being number a 7 but hey at least you're giving him a heads up.


Always the bride, never the bridesmaid... Har de har har

LOL! I've NEVER been a bridesmaid, have you?

Just once. So only once did I have to wear a ridiculous, gaggy, "I will never-ever wear this again" dress. I was the lucky one. I got the apricot colored one. The other two had yellow and green. Kind of a 70s citrus thing. ROF

YIKES! You really WERE lucky! When I was younger, I always wanted to be a bridesmaid, but I never had enough close friends! lol

Seven is a lucky number. I love it. You make me laugh and I love to laugh.

Good! lol

They want to get smokers out of the store as quickly as possible.

Could be!

I just thought about this. The drug stores down her don't sell any tobacco products at all any more. It goes to show how much time I have on my hands that I have put a great deal of thought into this. Your are right it is a pain in the butt to have to walk through the entire store when you are sick.

Isn't it, though?