Stream of Consciousness

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They're not broken. They're...........~~~ BENT ~~~LMAO!

Right? I wish I could catch him...He gives me back this wadded up little ball. I straighten it out, blow it back up, tie it...lather, rinse, repeat...

That is one crafty three year old!! :) And piggy tails are the cutest.

Hmmm, and it seems to me that nine out of every ten penometers are BROKEN. (and I don't think that would help in this case, dear)

No thanks. Men do not need GPS nor directions. We use a penometer.

Hee hee. Maybe not scary...you'd just need a GPS to get back out again.

Scary places, huh? Atleast not tonight. I do not want nightmares. I will go away quietly. Luv ya GLOW.

Nudie...you shouldn't have come here...I don't think you're ready to look deep into the recesses of my mind. ;-)

Uhhh, I do not even know where to start.

Ouch!! (you should drink Sake more often) *giggle*

1. because you are a fan of **** disguised as kiddie shows

2. Because he lost the other and only his mommy can find it

3. because if they weren't, they'd be woods

4. your dog passed wind and is hoping you'll get blamed for it

5. why do you have to clean under anything

6. yes, immediately. Even if they don't look at it ever again, they will know when you throw it out

7. me too

8. I've always wondered about food origins too. My number one question is, who looked at a beer can then looked at a chickens butt and said yeah, that might just fit?

There is the "Yo gabba gabba song" about wiggling..."We got all our wiggles out, now its time we settled down"

What is that all about? Who has a kid that this works on?

And this is just **** disguised as a kids show..



Why do I love it?



Why is my kid sleeping with one shoe on?



Why are irons shaped like they are?



What did my dog do to be looking at me that way?



How am I supposed to clean under this power ranger's skirt?



Would they notice if I just threw it away?



I love how Rastafari say "down pressed" instead of depressed



There is a green we eat in the South. It has to be boiled like seven times with the water changed in between to make it edible. Like, it's poison. Who decided to try again after great aunt betty died? and then again after little billy went? It's not even good.

glow... those don't seem to be random enough... Try harder...

1. I was listening to the 70's music in the 90's. Still am. I got stuck somehow.

2. So they can bounce when seated

3. They pretty much freak me out either way but they seem a bit more normal when I'm stoned

4. Ditto. I actually get pissed when some hits me more than a couple times in a row. I have this list of folks I am going to smash when I get bigger.

5. Ha, I think there is a difference between iced and whacked in game terms. I believe (and I could be wrong) that iced means you have merely put them in the hospital

6. Your boy has a very unusual talent there and I applaud him.

7. Abso-frikken-lutely :-)