Not 60 Mins...she Sucked **** For 3 1/2 Hours!!!!!

About 4 years ago my buddy and me were headed to a girl's house, and she was trying to hook up with my friend (she hadn't met me yet). And she was being all flirty beforehand with him on IM, asking him "how he likes his **** sucked, because I need some **** sucking practice...", the **** said to him. He told me he was just going to walk into he bedroom and drop some **** line like "I hear you need some practice.." while he whips his **** out at her. This was his plan. But I thought it may work since the girl is such a ******* obvious ho.

So we get to her place, we're chilling, and I notice her checking me out as I'm a lot hotter than my friend. So I see her take off to the bedroom while my friend's outside smoking butts. I walk in her room, she's lying on the bed, I look her in the eye and say "I hear you need some practice.." while grabbing my massive **** in my jeans. The ******* **** first kissed me hard, she said she need to (I guess so the first thing on her lips isn't my ****, a savvy ho), and then she proceeded to discover the monster in my pants. "Holy ****!!" She yelled and began to caresses and lick and suck my **** and balls. My friend by this time had discovered his hook-up was blowing me, yelled some gay ****, and then took off, leaving me to get blown all night. The **** laid me on her parents bed and slobbered all over my **** for three-plus ridiculous hours! My **** went numb and back again during the bj. I came the biggest ******* milky load all over her mouth, face, hair, and clothes. I still can't believe that *****'s commitment. She gave me a ride home and her number in a napkin, and then I threw out the napkin in front of her at my place, lol. She still facebooked me. ha!
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1 Response Dec 7, 2012

wow, I would love to suck your monster **** for 3 1/2 hours! You should have wiped the *** off your **** with that napkin, would've been funnier!