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Welcome Back Pamster!

After leaving us on your much needed sabbatical.
You returned because you missed being fanatical.
Though while you were away.
You still had to play.
With your rabbit which we all know is mechanical.
AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 13 Responses Sep 30, 2010

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I'm here to take part in the audition.<br />
Though my goody bag will put you out of commission.<br />
I don't think you will care<br />
Because your va jay jay is bare.<br />
Whoops, I just had a premature emission.

She carefully weighs her important selection.<br />
And gracefully declines Manny's injection.<br />
If only she knew.<br />
He's as big as a canoe.<br />
She'd change her mind and opt for his erection.

LOL!!! The Rabbit Aaaaaargh!!!

Pam's demoted me to sleep in the dirt.<br />
While her rabbit keeps lifting up her skirt.<br />
Though Manny is ready.<br />
To start going steady.<br />
You know Pam will get him to squirt.

Her return to EP now complete<br />
The Pamster is seekin a treat<br />
With her lil black book out<br />
Her eye on the lookout<br />
For somethin or someone to eat<br />
<br />
(couldn' help myself) 8)

I have fallen asleep in his beds many times...one of his beds is a double sized mattress...he loves it when i snuggle it that with him...

I'm confused...who has the big "canister"....the rabbit or pam?

Thanks to my dear friend the Pamster<br />
Who frequently speaks of her hamster (...I really wanted to say rabbit, but it didn't rhyme)<br />
I religiously keep <br />
Some batteries that seep<br />
Life in my rabbit 's<br />
BIG canister<br />
<br />
Welcome back Pammy!!!

HER RABBIT WAS RINGIN' THE BELL<br />
THINGS ON HER STARTED TO SWELL,<br />
THEN SHE READ OUR DEba<x>se<br />
AND LOST HER PLACE<br />
SAID YOU TWO CAN GO TO HELL

i actually have an ex-gf whose nickname was Thumper.<br />
I wonder if she'd be honored or disgusted knowing her name lives on....

Her rabbit had started to smell.<br />
But she continued to use it and yell.<br />
Its cord became frayed<br />
As she continued to get laid.<br />
Next time she shouldn't use so much gel.

BUT THE BATTERIES YOU TOOK WERE SO DOWN,<br />
YOU HAD TO RUN BACK INTO TOWN<br />
THE CLERK HE SAID HECK,<br />
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY NECK<br />
AND GO HOME AND PUT ON A GOWN

ooooh...your "rabbit" has a name? I just figured you called him Duracell....