Mel and I have been the best of friends since we were 10. I stood up for her when she got married. One evening she invited me back to her apartment to chit-chat. Her husband was napping so she went bedroom door and told him that she had a friend over, “so don't come out in your box shorts.” Half asleep, with ear plugs in, it registered his wife said something to him, but what? So he trotts out into the living room, to ask her what she told him, butt naked!