My Gift To You...I've tried to be nice about this, but it's not getting through. Especially to a number of creepy people that insist that what I say, I don’t mean. So I'll spell it out in the most straight-forward, blunt way I can so you won't need to block me in the future-and vice versa.
I do not Webcam or Skype. All the asking in the world will not change my mind on this.
I don't want to see a picture of your penis-EVER. Unlike many people, I'm not visually stimulated by seeing genitalia. If that's all you can offer by way of stimulation, find an easier mark. I'm not it.
I'm here for far more than sex chat. So chances are that I'll bore the hell out of you if all you can think of is sex.
I have every right to the avatar on my page. It's beautiful, as am I. Just because it's not a picture of a basket of kittens or an Amish chick doesn't mean you have the right to assume I'm a sex doll. It also doesn’t give you the right to call me names. Find your own source amusement and leave me to the real men.
I will not send you nude pictures of me. Do not ask me to send a nude one excluding my face, as that won’t happen either. I enjoy my anonymity on EP and intend to keep it that way.
I do not want to see you **********, ***, *****, have sex, etc. While we’re at it, peeing, pooing, poodle humping, diaper wearing and lactating are also not on my bucket list. Just because all my immunizations and shots are updated doesn’t mean it’s a bodily-fluid-free-for-all!
I’m not a dominatrix. I won’t turn you into a sissy. If that’s your thing, that’s your prerogative. But my proclivities tend toward masculine, more dominant men.
I’m afraid of many things. Your opinion of me isn’t one of them. Don’t friend me if I’m not your cup of tea. By all means block me if you’re feeling dramatic. I don’t care either way. I’d much rather spend my time chatting with friends and people I enjoy anyway.