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Before You Send That "Hurtful" Message..... Read This

 Noooooooooooooo!

Auuuugh! My heart, my soul, the a-go-ny!

*falls sobbing to the ground*

The pain…. of your cruel words…. is.  just.  too.  much!

How will I go on without you approving of me? What’s the use of life? Who will shelter me from the rain?

Who’s….. gonna be my baby now?

*looks to the sky*

STELLA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[End Scene]

 

So yeah, to anyone who ever takes the time to send me a rude message: If it makes you feel any better, just know that—despite the fact that my responses to inflammatory messages are always cold, disinterested, condescending, mocking and sarcastic—inside, I’m *sniffle*…. laughing at you. Don’t waste your time babe.

(it's a relatively rare occurrence, but I just wanted to spare a few people some unnecessary carpal tunnel/arthritis issues down the line....)  

 

StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 12 Responses Oct 6, 2009

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You're made up of gristle & golfballs? Appetizing and hard to chew. Even harder than a little dog. :)<br />
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I'll just throw some cinnamon on you and swallow you whole.

Well I'd at least wear sneakers and stand next to someone slow first ;-)<br />
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Bah you wouldn't want to eat me anyway--I'm all gristle and goofball ;-P

Something inside tells me you would...just a hunch...doesn't mean you won't be scarred for life but still...I could see myself sharpening my teeth on you for quite a while!

LOL I do have it coming don't I--although I dunno if I would have the nerve to talk back to a ferocious lion ;-P

I'm going to send you one of those messages one of these days when you least expect it because...well, because you 1) You have it coming to you 2) If would be my pleasure to graphically assault you and most importantly 3) It will make you laugh...the best part was: "despite the fact that my responses to inflammatory messages are always cold, disinterested, condescending, mocking and sarcastic—inside, I’m *sniffle*…. laughing at you." Hilarious! You have a great attitude. I love it.

Yay! I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much for commenting! :-)

Hahaha, thanks! Thanks EVERYONE for your comments! Geez, I've been slacking off on my responses to this one! Sorry about that! *muah* :)

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Couldn't help smiling while I was reading this :D It's so true.

Funny post, Starlite! (Or should I say, "Stella by Starlite"? ;))

OH! The Humanity! Great post and I needed a laugh. A good sense of humor is required around here.

LOL thanks for the comments everyone! <br />
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That's right Kitti get your boots babe! Steel toes and spiky heels! LOL ;-P

STELLA Oh god , starlite you are so funny . I dare anyone to give you a bad comment now . I am getting my kick a** boots you get yours we will both be ready for them :P