Before You Send That "Hurtful" Message..... Read This
Auuuugh! My heart, my soul, the a-go-ny!
*falls sobbing to the ground*
The pain…. of your cruel words…. is. just. too. much!
How will I go on without you approving of me? What’s the use of life? Who will shelter me from the rain?
Who’s….. gonna be my baby now?
*looks to the sky*
So yeah, to anyone who ever takes the time to send me a rude message: If it makes you feel any better, just know that—despite the fact that my responses to inflammatory messages are always cold, disinterested, condescending, mocking and sarcastic—inside, I’m *sniffle*…. laughing at you. Don’t waste your time babe.
(it's a relatively rare occurrence, but I just wanted to spare a few people some unnecessary carpal tunnel/arthritis issues down the line....)