I Have Special Powers
Some of you may know, from a previous story, that CrippleCrow and I have a knack for steering all conversations back to "poo". Poo is a very important part of our friendship. We think of each other as we poo (see "I Think of You When I Poo"). And last night, a new discovery was made.....
I have Poo Powers!!
I wrote a story on New Year's eve about what I wished for for my EP friends. And, of course, I wished CC "relaxation and lots of poo". Well, he proceeded to tell me (with no shame) that on that very night, he had horrible poo problems:
"It was nasty too! Green! I think its because I ate falafel from the Israeli restaurant. Those guys... omg its the most delicious thing ever, but it makes me **** like crazy.
But this wasn't just the *****. It was diarrhea, so its your fault."
And this isn't the first time this has happened. We have discussed poo before and immediately after, he had to poo.
CC and I have a special connection. We can't describe it. But it's there. And it's strong. The force is strong with us.
Poo power ACTIVATE!!
