Paying The TattooistI went in to get a tattoo a while ago. Not one of your usual small jobs, either, but a whole-body job. I told the tattooist I didn't have much money.
"That's a good start, miss," he said. "How do you intend to pay for the work?"
"I'll let you have sex with me every visit, before you begin work on me each time," I said. "Would that be considered as adequate payment?"
"Certainly," he said. "You just let me know ahead of time when you'll be wanting to come in, and I'll put time aside for you specially."
"Sounds good," I said. "Well, I want an all-over, full-body tattoo--I'll give you the designs, and you do one limb at a time. We'll make out before you tattoo me each time, OK?"
"Excellent, my dear," he said. "Shall we start now? It's a slow day..."
"Certainly," I said. "Put up a 'Gone to Lunch' sign, or something, and turn off your 'phone, and we'll get started, yes?"
So that's the way it went--one limb at a time, all but the head and neck tattooed...a month between each tattoo to allow the tattoos to heal properly, and making out with him each time before the work began.