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Car Crashes and Clean Undies

By: emerald
Written on March 24th, 2008

Remember when Mom told you to remember to change your underwear daily, cause you never knew when you'd be in a wreck, and someone ( at the hospital) would be seeing those undies?

Aside from morbidly dooming a child's safe ride before it's even began, I wonder what the point behind starting the trip in clean undies really is about... cause quite frankly, if I'm in a wreck... I'm probably gonna sh1t my drawers!!!

By: emerald
Age: 36-40 , Female
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    Sage360
    Sage360

    I once saw--I forget where--a picture of a tattoo that had a little guy mowing above the hair down there on some woman.

    Jan 5, 2010
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    Quadrophenic
    Quadrophenic

    First you say it, then you do it...

    Apr 1, 2008
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    redheadsrule
    redheadsrule

    Funny post that went south quick! Salamanders lol.

    Mar 28, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    From car wrecks to Camillians... er, scuse me, Salamanders..... Now THIS makes ME GO Hmmmmm! rofl!

    Mar 25, 2008
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    fungirlmmm
    fungirlmmm

    Blue,

    See I need to see that just for scientific purposes.



    Windy,

    Don't you think Blue needs to post some pictures of that scientific phenomenon?

    Mar 25, 2008
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    fungirlmmm
    fungirlmmm

    OMG JJ if you get that tat you have GOT to post it.



    Blue... interesting.. pictures of both the salamander and alligator versions please?

    Mar 25, 2008
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    BlueGeorgia
    BlueGeorgia

    I have a tattoo of a salamander that stretches into an alligator now and then... : )

    Mar 25, 2008
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    fungirlmmm
    fungirlmmm

    OMG I am LMAO right now. Oops I think I just peed my pants. I better go change before I leave the house because I don't want to embarass my mom when I have that car wreck. LOL

    Mar 25, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    Or Combine??!! :O

    Mar 25, 2008
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    QuixoticKidEternity
    QuixoticKidEternity

    or a tractor mower!

    Mar 25, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    Coulda been worse... he coulda been weilding a WEEDEATTER!!! heheehehee

    Mar 25, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    Ok, Just.... Just WHERE were you looking, to SEE this??!! roflmbo! That IS a hysterical story, though! ;P

    Mar 25, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    ROFLMBO! Oh, Mster, YOU ONLY WISH!!! They only mess with THAT if they gotta get it outta the way, or insert a CATH ( cringe now!). You're as deluded on that as people that think male OB/GYNs are turned on by Pap Smears!!

    Although, TRUE STORY! Some chic came through ER needing emergency appendectomy. Her Hoo-Ha was dyed Green! A tat said: Stay Off The Lawn. Next day after surgery, the girl woke up to a note beside the bed for her saying: Sorry, had to mow the Grass!!

    Mar 25, 2008
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    emerald
    emerald

    I think this is when the phrase " Only the Nose Knows" came about! ;)

    Mar 25, 2008
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    BlueGeorgia
    BlueGeorgia

    lmao. Well lets hope not anyway. lol

    Mar 25, 2008
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