Having Three Sons Has Been A Real Learning Experience For Me And Here Are Some Of The Things I’ve Learned:

1. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

3. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

4. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

5. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

6. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

7. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

8. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

9. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

10. Super glue is forever.

11. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

12. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

13. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

14. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

15. Always look in the oven before you turn it on!

16. The fire department in my town has a 6-minute response time.

17. Stray cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

18. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

19. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 3 inches deep.

20. 75% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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1 Response May 10, 2012

wow......amazing insights