I Have To Say You Crack Me Up

It Is Why

By: JoeyPFoxx

Written on January 25th, 2013

Old underwear must be thrown out.

New underwear fits snugly and stays where it ought.

Old underwear rides up into my crack.

I hate that.

So, yeah, my underwear gets up in mah crack.

By: JoeyPFoxx

Age: 41-45 , Male

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16 responses

goliathtree

Sacrilege! One must never discard the holy underwear!

Jan 25
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- JoeyPFoxx
  Holy? Or holey?
  
  Jan 25
  1 like
- goliathtree
  ¡Olé! Especially the red ones!
  
  Jan 25
  1 like
- JoeyPFoxx
  Your undies are big enough to be a toreador's cape? How fat are you anyway?
  
  Jan 25
  1 like
- goliathtree
  Don't worry...I will fit...
  
  Jan 25
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DEGBEME

I totally agree with you, I hate anything in my butt crack.

Jan 25
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- goodlittlegirl
  Thats funny Degs, I quite enjoy things in my crack....most of the time
  
  Jan 25
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affinityterra

You are so silly :-).

Jan 25
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- JoeyPFoxx
  It's Friday and my mind is losing it's integrity. Silly allows me to regain my composure.
  
  Jan 25
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- affinityterra
  Now I'm going to imagine you in some saggy white cheap undies with worn out elastic riding up your ***. The assless chaps were a better image. *giggles*
  
  Jan 25
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- JoeyPFoxx
  Nope. It's naked day. I'm covered in olive oil and I smell like bananas.
  
  Jan 25
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- DEGBEME
  *goes to find sharp stick to poke out my minds eye*
  
  Jan 25
  1 like
- affinityterra
  So, you've been playing naked twister and using bananas with someone?
  
  Jan 25
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- JoeyPFoxx
  Ummmm... yeah! That's it! That's exactly my explanation. And that someone is hotter than my wife.... Morgan Fairchild! Whom I've seen NAKED!
  
  Jan 25
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- goliathtree
  I hope it is the extra virgin olive oil...that cheap **** you were using last time stained my sheets. My wife was pissed.
  
  Jan 25
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- LelainaTroy
  Oh good lord....the thibgs I have missed....wait...maybe I am glad!!
  
  Jan 25
  1 like
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