If your mansion house needs haunting, just call... Rentaghost.
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Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody.
Remember what you see is not a mystery but... Rentaghost!
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Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghouys of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away. Yaaay!
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To be another Uri Geller come to RRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghost writers,
And not forgetting a ghost script.
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt... Ring Rentaghost.
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt... Ring Rentaghost!
Opalgem 36-40, F 4 Responses 2 Aug 30, 2010