I Have Used Lsd
Jeremy the zoo keeper was having a bit of a rough time. He started hanging around with the wrong crowd, and started experimentation on drugs. He started small, just a little bit of pot. After several months he started to broaden the horizon and become addicted to MDMA (ecstasy/the love drug). When intoxicated Jeremy was kind and a little generous, he even shared his coke with the lions and giraffes. But one particular time he was sharing was unfortunate.
Uncle Ralph the TRex was on his bi yearly horse ride, it was a rarity he'd do it but it was always heavily amusing being his little arms take the reigns. This particular ride happened to be by that particular zoo whilst the animals were infact intoxicated, and let me tell you, it came as quite the distraction. Anyway the police pulled him over for driving without due care and attention.
In prison (Ralph was a repeat offender) he was welcomed into the chain of command quite unwelcomely. He happened to stumble upon a nasty bully justly named sir bareington (he was infact a radish).
Sir pulled a nasty prank on Ralph and it caused our poor uncle to lose control of his bladder.
Ralph never rode a horse again.
Sir is still in prison for biochemical warfare.
Jeremy is in a rehabilitation clinic in newfoundland outside of Kent.
Uncle Ralph the TRex was on his bi yearly horse ride, it was a rarity he'd do it but it was always heavily amusing being his little arms take the reigns. This particular ride happened to be by that particular zoo whilst the animals were infact intoxicated, and let me tell you, it came as quite the distraction. Anyway the police pulled him over for driving without due care and attention.
In prison (Ralph was a repeat offender) he was welcomed into the chain of command quite unwelcomely. He happened to stumble upon a nasty bully justly named sir bareington (he was infact a radish).
Sir pulled a nasty prank on Ralph and it caused our poor uncle to lose control of his bladder.
Ralph never rode a horse again.
Sir is still in prison for biochemical warfare.
Jeremy is in a rehabilitation clinic in newfoundland outside of Kent.
By:
GSandwich
Age:
18-21
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Male
