I Have Weird Dreams
last night i dreamed i was on some sort of mission (as i often am, in dreams) when i came across a dog.
it was a st bernard. but not a normal st bernard! it had the ability to dispense dramamine tablets via its tongue.
if you put your hand out flat in front of its mouth, with palm upturned, it would stick out its tongue and there would be a purple round pill on it (which i was told was dramamine).
he could do it over and over, and no one had any idea why or how.
update: for those unfamiliar with dramamine, it's a motion sickness medicine. apparently in real life the pills are white (boring!)

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