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An Uneventful First Time

A personal story in the experience: I Have Weird Dreams
L ast night, I had this weird dream that I was losing my virginity, and it was horrible!!

It was very strange in that it happened at my grandmother's house, and we were in a room and the door was open. She was fully aware of what was going on, and she may have even walked by. He was on top of me and he just thought he was "the man" and he was really putting it down, however, I was unimpressed. He had no skills, and this was a man that is older and supposedly a great lover.

In the dream, I distinctly remember being unsatisfied. His member was skinny and it just felt like he was some weird animal trying to get off. I didn't climax, not that many people do on their first time. I was kind of left feeling like, "Is that it? Is this what people rave so much about? I can live without this." It was just a mess.

It was really strange. I don't even know why I was having virginal dreams. It's kind of funny.

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Feeling sick
Posted Nov 11th, 2008 at 4:20AM
That is a pretty crazy dream! I hope you havent really had an experience like this in real life - how disapointing!
     
Posted Nov 13th, 2008 at 6:01PM
LMAO! A weird, skinny member in grandma's house?! Hell no!
     
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