The Yellow Mattress of Texas


There's a yellow mattress in Texas that I made from my pee
Nobody else could make it not half as much as me
I cried so when I made it was like it broke my heart
So mommy put me back in diapers never more will we part

It's the sweetest little diaper that Texas ever knew
My eyes are bright as diamonds when in it I take a poo
You may talk about your Calvin Kline and sing of Haines I see
But the yellow mattress of Texas is the only mattress for me

Where like the Rio Grand flowing and stars loses there light
On my diaper saying I pee it in the night
I know mommy remembers when I had to go
She promises to change me like a baby so


It's the sweetest little diaper that Texas ever knew
My eyes are bright as diamonds when in it I take a poo
You may talk about your Calvin Kline and sing of Haines I see
But the yellow mattress of Texas is the only mattress for me

Now I'm gonna find her for my diaper is full I did go
I do the things in it that I did so long ago
We'll play with the poo poo gaily after I did before
And the yellow matress of Texas shall be mine forever more

It's the sweetest little diaper that Texas ever knew
My eyes are bright as diamonds when in it I take a poo
You may talk about your Calvin Kline and sing of Haines I see
But the yellow mattress of Texas is the only mattress for me

By Baby Jimmy 2013
Sung to The Yellow Rose of Texas
by Mitch Miller
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26-30
1 Response Dec 6, 2013

Clever!