On Everyone I've Owned(but Not Widely Known)

Because of my history of being a bedwetter, every mattress I have owned has had multi-stains on them. My own yellow stains don't bother me, but if I see someones else's, what I like to do is make a big deal in front of as many people as I can to let it be known that "Look here everyone at the big bedwetting baby" and just start with as many jokes as I can about how they should be wearing baby diapers to prevent this from happening again. This covers up my own weakness that I have spent a life time on.

lil1swet lil1swet
4 Responses Sep 20, 2009

the last time i had a new matress was many many years agaon so i guess lil1wet you would make a lot of fun of me if you sew my matress

I'm in the same boat as you JB, but not as successful : (

The new mattress I'm using didn't have any stains on it, till I kept smell a wet diaper smell and found it came from a leak in my BB sheets. Oh well, now it's just like the rest of my beds : )

My bed always has multiple overlapping pee stains with a dark wet patch in the middle from my most recent wetting.