It Sucks To Suck
Yeah, so I'm 45 years old. I've had sex with 4 women in my life. Two of them spent time in a psych ward. One was a drunk. The last was just damn insecure. I did the last one in 2002....it's now 2010. Not having sex is pretty lame, but to be honest, I'm kind of glad I'm no good with women. If I could keep one for more than a week, I'd end up getting married and it would suck, just like it does for every guy I know who tied the knot. If you are one of those lucky dudes who can pick up a chick, bang her, and walk away, then you have it made. It always took me years to get a chick to screw me, then if they weren't repulsed, I'd get clingy. I'd be too much of a wuss to just say "see ya". But, as luck would have it, chicks are generally repulsed by me and therefore, I don't have to deal with such quandries. My **** barely works anymore, so it's time to take up Bingo. Cheers!
garyganu 41-45, M 0 May 22, 2010