Republican Democrat Or Southerner


Here is a little test that will help you decide:
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:

  • Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!   


  • What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?  


  • Does the man look poor or oppressed?  


  • Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?  


  • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?  


  • Could we run away?  


  • What does my wife think?  


  • What do the kids?  


  • Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?  


  • What does  the law say about this situation?  


  • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?  


  • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?  


  • Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?  


  • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?  


  • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  


  • Should I call 9-1-1?  


  • Why is this street so deserted?  


  • We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day.  


  • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such  behavior.  


  • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.  


  • This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:


BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:


BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG!


Click.....

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!’  
‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!’  

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one'?!

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!’  

 
THE END 
cheysghost cheysghost
56-60, F
5 Responses Nov 27, 2012

whatever

I love it. I'm a southerner

This is a very humorous post,wow you do know your guns ! Made me smile,thank you for sharing...:-)

Lol. I can't afford a Kimber or Springfield, I like your choice of weaponry... :)

I enjoyed that. :)