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A-Z of the Man From Blighty ..........

I would like to apologize before hand if anyone is offend by these comments ...

(Aye Right!!!)

Just wanted to clear up a few points for everyone in the community of our former Empire in order that a comment from yours truly does not offend ....... just that I am British !!!

A. Argentina ......... Ha Ha we won .........  o thanks for the bully beef

B.Belgum ......... Went their once it was shut !!!  chocolate,s not bad

C. Canada ......... See Above ............          Theirs more to life than Tim Horton's .    

D.  Denmark ...... Leave the sand eels alone ......      Butters not bad ....

E. England ....... Can you actually play cricket ...        One of the four Brothers in Arms

F. France ....       Vito  without a shot fired .......  no change their then ......

G. Germany ....... Vito   "          "    "      "              "      "          "       "

I. Italy     .......     Vito   "          "    "       "             "      "          "       "

OH did I miss out "H"  Hungry  .............   Who cares ..... 

J. Japan      Should have said sorry properly ............  Like the new Telly

K. Korea            Keep looking North ......          That nutters not got long left

L. Luxenburg  Great radio station ..................  Pity about the footie

M. Mexico     What is it with the worm ........           Oh.... stomach is getting better

N. Norway    Keep your salmon infectious anaemia .......     like Denmark only colder

O. is for any i have forgot  so far .......  Like Iceland  no maybe not

P.Poland     Just go home and leave us some jobs ......           Like the stuff cabbage

R. Russia    Still watching you ..   Thanks for Chernobyl sheep still being born with two heads

S. Spain      Full of waiters ....................   Thanks for the holidays

T. Tibet       One day ..........                      Keep praying

U. Ukraine    Pele & Cruyff happy memories ..............                hope the clothes fitted

V. Venezuela    Kill the crop ...................                 Give the kids a chance

W. Wales     Great sea trout ...............            One of the Brothers in arms

X.  is for Xanadu    hope to be their one day .... heard the fishing's good

Y. Yugoslavia   Keep trying you,ll get right ..            Taxi no thanks ...

Z. Zimbabwe     Wont be long now ....                  Get the Aid trucks started

 

Special mention to : Brazil    Can I play in your team ? ..................   Hope to visit

Northern Ireland ...  to a new friend x ...................... one of the brothers in arms

United States of America  God Bless you ............. To all the American mothers down the generations........ thanks for your sons.........

Ps. Just a few dittys to my pals in the states  .... see you soon

We don't drink tea ....... We take it and its hot ...

A Fanny is not a bag ............. its something else completely and i like it very much

Baseball ................     Best sleep I have ever had

The Internet is not yours .............. you just use it the most their is a difference .

Their is no "e" in mirror

We dont take vacations ...................... we go on our holidays

Well hope that has cleared any confusion

From an quintessenshell British Gentleman ......

 

 

 

  

   

salar1 salar1
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14 Responses Mar 17, 2009

Hi second half of special relationship ...... better than that i will said the R.B.Scotland we own it anyway ...<br />
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Giving my regards to Broadway in about two weeks so i better behave or you wont let me in ...... so keep me right ok ....

I am glad that you think so highly of us Americans. Could you float us a small 2 Trillian Dollar loan? We are willing to take it in Euros.

Lil Annie with you girl !!! yup Physics m m statistics oh and m m patience and oh yeah skill yup thats baseball<br />
basezzzzzzz baszzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz zzz <br />
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Hey! I'm not a big sports fan but I like baseball. For me, its the zen of sports. Such a civilized way to spend a nice summer's afternoon, its all physics and statistics, patience and skill. <br />
And..... it has the best looking athletes! IMHO, its the cap. The viser highlights such delicously masculine areas on a man, his nose, lips and jaw. I love baseball!

Godfree.... a Floydian slip ? I am very much British<br />
but also a Scot ..... a Scot who beleaves the 45 was a victory not a defeat ..... Whos father fought them at twenty thosand feet but cheered them in 66 to no evail .... Hope that sort of hangs the hat on it as it were<br />
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Fellow....... edge sailers ,dingbats, and fruitloops<br />
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B. is actually not a mistake .... I put it in delibretly <br />
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spellcheck has never heard of the place either !!!!!

Fl .... thank you<br />
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Eb ...... high five

I love England, three cheers to the honkey motherland

"Baseball ................ Best sleep I have ever had" Chris beat me to it...this is SO true!

this was a very interesting read-thanks

Bebe .......... thank you (how was the spelling miss)<br />
Flutters...... dare i forget .......<br />
HH ....... two of a kind<br />
Stevester ... Fav cousin to ...bout those virgins

Very cheeky old chap. i rather like our American cousins. St Patrick's day here in the last colony. Would rustle up a few virgins for the lads but u know how it is ...

Thank you chris .........

"Baseball ................ Best sleep I have ever had"<br />
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LMAO... I'm with you there...