If I Woke Up a Guy
first scream like a girl.
Then check out my package, ********** like a spider monkey, pee standing up, go outside with no shirt on.
OK that's the best part. No shirt whenever I want. You men are so privileged in so many ways but as a person who hates clothing. That's a big one. Oh to be shirtless anytime I want. And that peeing standing up without a mess thing is pretty cool too.
I am burning with hateration over here.