The Holidays bring back fond memories of my Grandma baking cookies. We would have cookie baking marathons shortly after Thanksgiving. My grandma was a short, chubby old woman who was very large chested.( Big boobs run in the family ) We used to joke around with her at Easter time and ask if she found any left over Christmas cookies in her cleavage. Her reply was always the same..."Damn Kids!" Now that I am an adult I often find that my cleavage is reminiscent of my Grandma's. If I miss my mouth, which is often, it always hits dead center on my chest. Can't tell you how many stains I have had to deal with all these years. Think that Grandma had the right idea. Wear v-neck shirts. Saves on stain sticks and leaves a little something to snack on later!