And Now I'm Suing...

I just had a cigarette, and now I'm suing my internet service provider because that damned internet connection is so incredibly slow ! Gosh, I need another ciggie !!

Talking about suits, "I'm suing a cigarette company because on the package they promised to kill me, and yet here I am." (Kurt Vonnegut)

Kurt Vonnegut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut) recently died of complications following an accident unrelated to smoking. RIP, Kurt.

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41-45, M
May 5, 2007