Hello? Sorry You Have the Wrong Number

When you are assigned a new telephone number, your provider gets this from a block of numbers assigned to your parent company by the North American Numbering Plan Administration (NANPA) which currently is administered by Bellcore/Telcordia. (This administrator changes) Larger companies are assigned blocks of 10k numbers at a time.  Smaller companies may apply to get a smaller block but must prove that due to their customer base they qualify for "thousand block pooling" in which only 1,000 numbers are allocated for a smaller fee. Most of the smaller carriers will just utilize the pools of the larger carriers however as opposed to getting their own because of the cost.  One reason you may see that you get a lot more wrong number calls these days is that previously carriers were required to hold (age) telephone numbers for up to 6 months before releasing these to the NANPA to have them re-assigned as part of a customer’s block.  Now the requirement is up to 90 days.  This is being done due to the increase of cell phones and VoIP.  Because the numbers are getting recycled more often there is a greater chance of a person not having the numbers updating and continuing to call their friend or family member’s old number.   


What brings me to write this story?  Well first of all for information and then secondarily I have now texted this poor person over 30 times in the last three weeks to tell them that my number does not belong to her apparent ex boyfriend, but she is not getting the hint or thinking that I am him playing games.  Oh well if I didn’t have unlimited text I would be royally p*ssed about this; however if she texts me again I am going to send her a picture of me naked and tell her it is a picture of her boyfriend’s new fiancé.  I wouldn’t really do that as I am not that mean but it would be funny.





fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
12 Responses Feb 26, 2009

What? I am soooo lost. did I get on the wrong thread???...DD

What? I am soooo lost. did I get on the wrong thread???...DD

hehehehehe....this is a funny one.....as singer picks up her phone

hehehehehe....this is a funny one.....as singer picks up her phone

ROG,<br />
BC I said I was going to send her naked pictures of me lol.<br />
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OK Art!<br />
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Oh Dew! LOL

Is some one "off topic"? In a fungirlmmm thread! Catch them and make them eat there toes!<br />
This is my favorite thread to date...DD


LMAO, are you willing to go to confession afterward? I am afraid I am so creamy white that the glare would blind you sweetie.

LMAO, I can hear the sermon now. <br />
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Brethren, in honor of sister Jaycee we are going to discuss how our Lord feels about nakedness this morning. We will be studying the following passages. LOL<br />
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Exodus 28:42<br />
And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:<br />
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Isaiah 47:1-3<br />
Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.<br />
2 Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers.<br />
3 Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen:<br />
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Exodus 32:25<br />
And when Moses saw that the people were naked; (for Aaron had made them naked unto their shame among their enemies:)<br />
The Lord said that nakedness is shameful.<br />
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Exodus 20:26<br />
Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon.<br />
If nakedness was not an area of great concern to the Lord, then He would not have given the issue so much attention. He made sure to cover all avenues to ensure that the nakedness of His people would not be exposed.<br />
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Isaiah 20:4<br />
So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.

wellll.... it's how God made you so how could he ob<x>ject?? LMAO

LOL knowing my luck I would mess up and test it to my preacher or something. lol.

I wouldn't blame you if you did! haha Maybe text her a picture of you holding a sign saying "This is no longer your ex's phone number"... naked... LOL :P