It's Not Me!
It really isn't me that loses the remote - I am the mommy - I know where everything is, right?! Otherwise, why would my children AND my husband always ask me when they have misplaced something.
And in our house, the remote is the most frequent item to get lost!
So, last night, everyone is in bed, I am alone, decide to be a little decadent and I have a homemade brownie with ice cream in a bowl and I am going to watch one of my recorded programs before I go to bed. Well, this is how it went - my ice cream is starting to melt, so I carry it around with me while I spend 30 minutes looking for the thing. I KNOW it isn't me, because I am always on EP - I don't watch TV. So, I am searching - the kitchen, the cushions in the chairs, under the sofa, in the garage (snow clothes are out there), upstairs in the girls rooms - no where so I gave up and went upstairs to go to bed - and I was HIGHLY agitated. Then, I went back downstairs for something else and decided to check a very unlikely place but maybe - in the drawer (that we NEVER use) of a side table - there sits the remote - well it is too late NOW!
I want one of those remotes that you can push a little key fob and it will beep like a homing device until you find it or else, I am going to have to be like all of the businesses are now with their pens - tie the remote to something immovable!