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Tips On Love By Kids 5 - 10 Years Old (part Two)

 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
   "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
     wedding."  (Jim, 10)          
    "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a
      handsome boy, but just for a few hours."  (Kally, 9)
 
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
     "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."  (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
   "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Sesame Street' is on television."  (Anita, 6)
    "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."  
       (Bobby, 8)
    "I'm not rushing into love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."  (Regina, 10)

SOME SURE FIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
    "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."  (Del, 6)
     "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."  (Alonzo, 9) 
     "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."  (Bart, 9)

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF 2 ADULTS, EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT, ARE IN LOVE?
     "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."  (John, 9)
     "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."  (Dave, 8)
     "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire."  
       (Christine, 9)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
     "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."  (Doug, 7)
      "It might help to watch Soap Operas all day."  (Carin, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
      "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it."  (Jean, 10)
      
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
      "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."  (Tom, 7)
      "Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love."  (Roger, 8)
      "Be a good kisser. It might make you wife forget that you never take out the trash."  (Randy, 8)

pookiem pookiem 56-60, F 3 Responses Jul 16, 2011

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i agree with the kissing and would forgive a guy for not taking out the trash

that's for sure

I'll have to inform my husband about those deserts and if his heart is truly on fire, well, he'll have to be sure we get one now and again.

I want more desserts on fire :-/

Hey, this is funny. I think you were writing on my whiteboard while I was either writing on yours or commenting on your story. Life is strange that way.