First Day Back At School
A new 2nd grade class was walking thru the lobby of school with their teacher. Two boys were making loud quacking noises and the school secretary reminded them that they needed to be quite in the Lobby. Their teacher a little embarrased, asked "Who is making those quaking noises?" One boy spoke up quickly and said "it wasn't me..... I was making farting noises!" Kids' do say the funniest things!!