I Kids Say The Funniest Things
I have several short stories.
So I was putting lotion on Ashley, my daughter one night after her bath and she ask me how old I was and I told her I was 34 she then looks at me and says oh your going to heaven next week. WHAT???? I guess she thinks I am old. I am hoping that is all it is.
On the first day of school, most of the parents from follow the buses to school and take pictures of their kids and friends. My son Ethan, who was in first grade at the time told me he didn't want me to do that. I asked him why and he responded "last year in kindergarten, I told the people in my class my mom was pretty. I don't want them to know I lied." Gee, thanks!
Here are some strange things my kids or nephews have asked me or said
What are those noises that you and daddy were making last night? (that was before my daughter Ella was born lol)
What does the word "sh.it" mean? I don't know where Ashley heard that because we don't swear
What is that thing on Alex's (my nephew) bottom.
Once my daughter said "I want to marry Chris" a boy in her class, I said that she needed to wait til she was at least 25. Ashley then said..."But will you even live to see my wedding!!!!"
Why is daddys teeth yellow
One day my daughter asked my grandmother "What are those cracks on your face?" and my mum replies Theyre wrinkles Hun and then Ashley says Well are you going to break?
So I was putting lotion on Ashley, my daughter one night after her bath and she ask me how old I was and I told her I was 34 she then looks at me and says oh your going to heaven next week. WHAT???? I guess she thinks I am old. I am hoping that is all it is.
On the first day of school, most of the parents from follow the buses to school and take pictures of their kids and friends. My son Ethan, who was in first grade at the time told me he didn't want me to do that. I asked him why and he responded "last year in kindergarten, I told the people in my class my mom was pretty. I don't want them to know I lied." Gee, thanks!
Here are some strange things my kids or nephews have asked me or said
What are those noises that you and daddy were making last night? (that was before my daughter Ella was born lol)
What does the word "sh.it" mean? I don't know where Ashley heard that because we don't swear
What is that thing on Alex's (my nephew) bottom.
Once my daughter said "I want to marry Chris" a boy in her class, I said that she needed to wait til she was at least 25. Ashley then said..."But will you even live to see my wedding!!!!"
Why is daddys teeth yellow
One day my daughter asked my grandmother "What are those cracks on your face?" and my mum replies Theyre wrinkles Hun and then Ashley says Well are you going to break?
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Age:
26-30
