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I Know How To Make Babies

Rofl.

By: CrazyHippieChick
Written on March 6th, 2011
It's called banging it up.

Oh and no birth control or condoms should be involved.

And voila, approximately a year later you will have yourself your very own little ******** rat.

 LOL.

UGH. What am I talking about? Babies are ADORABLE.
By: CrazyHippieChick
Age: 18-21 , Female
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    LMAO.





    Come on, he's cute :D



    Not really >.>



    Hey at least he's not fat :D

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ROFL.



    You wanna marry my bro? :D Then you can be my sis in law!!!!!!!!!!! He'll be 13 soon xD

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ha.



    and 12 xD

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    Hahahas

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • TheOnlyBenis
    TheOnlyBenis

    lol @ alwayslovely, making the beast with two backs?

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ROFL!!



    My bro says choking the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ROFL.



    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Yes continue, please >:D

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    Hehe

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • Emoskittlezrockz
    Emoskittlezrockz

    XD! I am lmao at this story. HaHAHA. :F

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    LOL



    But it's a funny group :P

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • Emoskittlezrockz
    Emoskittlezrockz

    XD Ya know, the dude who made this group as as high as a kite. I mean really WTF?

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    LOL I should have :P

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • MiracleWhipTrickster
    MiracleWhipTrickster

    Lol well then you coulda of been manipulative pretend like it wasn't then got your gifts, then call em on the b.s. >=)

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ha well i am stubborn and tried to prove a point by saying i thoughh it was bs

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • MiracleWhipTrickster
    MiracleWhipTrickster

    lol oo wow if I was you I woulda lied all the time =P

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    awww john. parents can be so mean, ignore them



    mwt, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! i agree! you know what was awesome? if i told my mom i believed in santa claus certain years she'd get me an extra present but if i told her it was a load of bs she'd get me less gifts. what a meanie! hahas.

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • MiracleWhipTrickster
    MiracleWhipTrickster

    Lmfao @ pendejos, you have to think about all the lies parents spread like Santa and the tooth fairy, those liars they should be hit with pillows full of poo >=)

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CaptainJackass
    CaptainJackass

    oh they liked it at first but when i got older i think they tried to about when i was a teen

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    LOL John, you idiot! xD Pshhh how is that possible? You're an only child, I think your parents wanted a kid,duh! My little bro was an accident though :P Just sayin. He knows he was too xD Ahaha we're so mean to him



    MWT, ROFL. Pshhhhh I like when you act innocent, it makes you seem hawter >:P LMAO! I know, what pendejos. I always knew my mom carried babies because she'd get abnormally fat. Lol.

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • MiracleWhipTrickster
    MiracleWhipTrickster

    Lol *gasp* why i'd never, i'm completely innocent!!!! lol yeah yeah lies I know, I use to always wonder though how can a kid believe that, I mean it's a bird carrying a baby o_0

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CaptainJackass
    CaptainJackass

    actually until like 4th grade i thought you got girls pregnant by kissing them xD and protection meant you had to wear plastic over your lips. and yes i suspect i was an accdient

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    ROFL MWT!! Don't lie now ;P Everyone knows boys are pervos :O and know about sex before girls xD



    ROFL John!! You an accident? But you're an only child!! ahaha

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CaptainJackass
    CaptainJackass

    yeah me too.... what do ya know. i guess it was just some guy in a stork outfit who started the rumor xD. and please my cousin had my second cousin by accident... she is a nutjob moron though. and i suspect i was an accident

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • MiracleWhipTrickster
    MiracleWhipTrickster

    I was still under the impression that the stork delivered babies o_0 lol =P

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CrazyHippieChick
    CrazyHippieChick

    yes siree. You can't expect to get banged up on one night and then get a kid.



    Well at least that wasn't the case for my momma. It took her YEARS to get preggers with me. And she was TRYING.

    Mar 6, 2011
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  • CaptainJackass
    CaptainJackass

    a year later? what are they having sex for 3 months?

    Mar 6, 2011
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