Do You Know Jack Schitt ????

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ' You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well thanks to someones genealogy efforts, you will be able to respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had a son Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

 After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then Known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ' You don't know Jack Schitt.' you can correct them.


Crock O. Schitt


I would love to say that i wrote this ... but i didn't ... A little Bird sent it to me ... hahaha  But hey enjoy the laughs ... I think its great :D


caroli9 caroli9
41-45, F
10 Responses Aug 3, 2007

Jack and his family have been friends of my family for years.

hahaha not a nice place to be ...

LOL I can give it and take it. I just don't like being up to my neck in it.

WOO gives a schitt hahahaha ROFLMAO xxx

I'm knee deep in schitt trying to draw a family tree, I guess it needs fertilising.

Giva Schitt is pleased XXX hahaha

Gonna pee say say thanks :) your support and interest is going to the ( INSFC) INeeda Schitt for Charity ... and spelling means Schitt to them ... :)

Funny funny funny!

Anita Schitt and Gunna Schitt are looking forward to the game ... they said bring it on :P

Oh My Goodness It is absolutely WONDERFUL! I can now say I know Jack Schitt! Awesome! Ha! LMAO I read this story with my hand slapped over my mouth b/c my 'rents are nearby. Thanks for the laughs! =D