DefinitelyYou know those warnings in the zoos? Where they say "don't feed the animals" or "don't wear shiny ob
Also when shopping with her, have earplugs ready, and pretend you're not related to her. When she yells and whines for something, look at her suspiciously and ask her, "Where are your parents, child?"
If you ever have the misfortune to share a bed with her, make sure there's a pillow fortress between you and her. You don't want to wake up in the morning with her foot in your face. -_-