My Argentinian Dreamboat

Every other Friday...8:15 a.m.   You are always so prompt.  I love that about you.  Once you came on a Thursday,  catching me off-guard.  But then I remembered it was a holiday weekend.  But still you arrived at 8:15,  right on the minute.   *ahhhh*

I see your shiny Nissan pull into the driveway.  I move to the window.  I do not want to miss a single movement.  You step out of the car,  you are a gorgeous vision...dressed casually,  but consciously.   You mean business,  and it shows.   Oh my,  I see you have shaved your head since the previous visit!   An unexpected surprise,  but I like it.   You remind me of that other hottie,  Mr. Clean.   *ooooh*

You move to the  back of your vehicle.  By this time,  the two chicks you always travel with,  are right behind you.  You open the back hatch with such confidence and man-stuff.   Out come two large plastic receptacles,  filled with your scented love potions.  You hand these to The Chicks,  they don't speak a word.   Then out comes the real deal...I think it's an Oreck.    *swoon*

You and The Chicks enter my neighbor's home and shut the door.   For 1 hour and 25 minutes,  I can't see you.   But I fantasize about all the dirty little things you are doing in there.   Damn,  and you do it in every single room of the house.    *melting*

At approximately 9:40 a.m.  you leave the house.  What's this????  You get a phone call...I see you talking.  Then you effortlessly bend down, mid-conversation,  and pull a small weed growing between a crack in the cement.  Good grief,  your passion for detail blows my mind.    *lusty stuff*

I have watched you for over two years now.   I know you don't see me.  That's okay.  I talked to my neighbor about you one day.   Yeah,  we talk at the mailboxes.  I asked her about all your dirty little secrets.  She said you are good...REAL GOOD. 

But I already knew that.
And someday you will be mine.





Lilt Lilt
46-50
32 Responses Jul 17, 2010

I hope she does!!!!<br />
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*sigh*<br />
Two years since I posted this, and I still have yet to make him mine.

Ironical that your first story I read was "I love my husband". lol How much things change.

God, I hope my sweet wife never sees this. A Dreamboat that cleans house?.....

But I never fold the socks!

I'd love to stick around and chat, Des, but I have drawers that need organizing and sheets to iron.

You are a beautiful butterfly, that's true too!

Ali, love is not just handed to you. I believe we do need to work for it.<br />
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Mrs. Hurl wants it down-under. Sweet!

Hurldog, ummm, I don't think so. No. I'm quite sure. NO.<br />
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It's all very good stuff, Alilimpaired. I just have to get myself and the closets dolled-up before I invite him in :-)

mmmm...keep talking. What a delightful idea.<br />
I can sprinkle the weed trail with toast crumbs and little dust bunnies.

have you thought of planting weeds that lead up the path to your front door and right into your secret garden?<br />
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just thinking out loud

Hey, I have needs.

Lilt you flosey ..... ;)

*swooning*<br />
It's getting a little hot in here. <br />
You had me at "mini turbine head."

:-)<br />
Only airborne lust.

Hmmm, are you allergic to my lust particles, lilt??? Hehehehee

hehehe...lust particles.<br />
ah...ah...oh...oh...yes...ah...achooo!!

Oooo, an Oreck! Aren't they supposed to be the light-weights that can do all the heavy-duties?! <br />
I have a lust with a similar system called the Hila. It can do all the work... dry OR wet! And its a purifyer! But so far it hasn't managed to rid all my lust particles! ;D

He is dreamy, Mello. But he's definitely a pla<x>yer.<br />
I hear he has women all over town.

Grunt, I don't think his Oreck is cordless, but I'll look closer on Friday.<br />
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I don't think I'll be the first person to pay cash to have a fantasy come true, Eight.

There goes Unobserver, talking fetishes...have you been hanging out on the dark side of EP again?

Try not to fantasize too much, or you'll end up with a Pine Sol fetish.

So you don't do baseboards, NewDay? That's okay.<br />
The question is...you're willing to learn, right?<br />
"Dreamboat" status isn't just handed away...

Hmmmm baseboards.... No, when on my knees I seldom scrub a baseboard.<br />
Clearly I'll have to step up my game.

JerseyT...Igor watered her garden when she was out of town...at no extra charge *getting hotter*<br />
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NewDay...no one questions your skills in satisfying a woman anymore! But I have to ask...do you scrub baseboards? Igor does. *dizzy*

Ahem... have I mentioned that I do laundry, cook and clean the kitchen?????

Ladies, ladies...he's all that, and more!<br />
I saw his Babes actually dusting pollen off the front door one day!<br />
No Achoo for you. *deep breathing*

Hilarious.....Lilt does this cleaning heartthrob travel North at all?...I could find him lots of work up here. :)

Who cares how it's pronounced. They don't have to talk, do they?

hoses off Lilt and rolls eyes then runs away!

Deanze, I've been through all the emotions...<br />
I'm not some love- struck teenager.<br />
I know the difference between lust and love. <br />
I choose lust. And his name is Igor. <br />
*Igor!*

I need this man in my life.<br />
At least, every other Friday. <br />
He must have voyeuristic tendencies, because my neighbor said he does windows *panting*

I don't know if I know the difference between lust and love. <br />
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I sure do lust a man who can kill a weed without bl<x>inking though.Bet whoever he was on the phone with never even knew.. *sigh*

Oooooooooooooolala!